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[gumino]

do you need to eat

[braced]

are you asking if im uhngry?

[gumino]

no

wait do you want to eat with me

[braced]

what were you asking then? of course i need to eat

i think minsu left extra plates, if youre hungry

[gumino]

its like that

im needy because i need to do this the way you need to eat

minsus the one whos in the kitchen a lot right

the not virgin

[braced]

i guess i understand that. i get needy too

yes

the... not virgin. thats a weird way to describe him??

[gumino]

its a long story

is his food good

put some outside

[braced]

would love to hear it

the best. left you a plate, tell me what you think and ill pass on the compliments!

[gumino]

food first

why is this food different

i mean its good but its different

[braced]

because he works really hard for us and he wants us to make happy with his food. its more than just food

[gumino]

its not greasy

theres vegetables

theyre better than i thought

[braced]

told you its good

[gumino]

i could get used to this if he wasnt already taken

everyones taken

can i get seconds

[braced]

i dont think everyone is. and some people have open relationships

sure. give me a sec

[gumino]

so what youre saying is that i should keep trying

do you have ketchup id like some ketchup

[braced]

well... yes, but not if people have told you no

yeah we have ketchup. homemade?

[gumino]

how many times what number do i stop after

what the fucks a homemade ketchup

whats ketchup even made out of

[braced]

what kind of question is that? one no. dont force yourself on people!

um. tomatoes and sugar mainly

[gumino]

its a perfectly good question a lot of people tell me no on sight and im not picking anyone up and running off into the night with them

wow

i guess that does explain the picture of a tomato on the bottle

[braced]

then you should respect that

yes. yes it does

[gumino]

they should respect me and talk to me for a minute before telling me no

whats mustard made out of

[braced]

do you approach them respectfully

i think just mustard. its a seed? i think?

[gumino]

well i didnt bow or anything

a seed

mustard is for the birds gimme ketchup

[braced]

respectfully doesnt mean bowing it means not walking up to someone asking if they want your hand down their pants

ketchup it is

[gumino]

hey they could put their hand down my pants instead

would that be a more respectful offer