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i dont think everyone is. and some people have open relationships

sure. give me a sec

[gumino]

so what youre saying is that i should keep trying

do you have ketchup id like some ketchup

[braced]

well... yes, but not if people have told you no

yeah we have ketchup. homemade?

[gumino]

how many times what number do i stop after

what the fucks a homemade ketchup

whats ketchup even made out of

[braced]

what kind of question is that? one no. dont force yourself on people!

um. tomatoes and sugar mainly

[gumino]

its a perfectly good question a lot of people tell me no on sight and im not picking anyone up and running off into the night with them

wow

i guess that does explain the picture of a tomato on the bottle

[braced]

then you should respect that

yes. yes it does

[gumino]

they should respect me and talk to me for a minute before telling me no

whats mustard made out of

[braced]

do you approach them respectfully

i think just mustard. its a seed? i think?

[gumino]

well i didnt bow or anything

a seed

mustard is for the birds gimme ketchup

[braced]

respectfully doesnt mean bowing it means not walking up to someone asking if they want your hand down their pants

ketchup it is

[gumino]

hey they could put their hand down my pants instead

would that be a more respectful offer

[braced]

thats usually not how people like being propositioned, you need to be smooth and win them over with a series of moves

[gumino]

what are the moves

[braced]

make eye contact

brief, then longer, but always break it. but keep looking. sometimes thats enough for someone to come over to you. then you just touch them a little as you make small talk, like a hand on their arm

[gumino]

im five foot tall who the fuck am i gonna be making eye contact with a kid in grade school

[braced]

some people like short men

[gumino]

weirdos maybe

[braced]

no! normal dudes

[gumino]

sure

[braced]

you act so confident but then youre not

just be confident your height isnt unattractive