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respectfully doesnt mean bowing it means not walking up to someone asking if they want your hand down their pants

ketchup it is

[gumino]

hey they could put their hand down my pants instead

would that be a more respectful offer

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thats usually not how people like being propositioned, you need to be smooth and win them over with a series of moves

[gumino]

what are the moves

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make eye contact

brief, then longer, but always break it. but keep looking. sometimes thats enough for someone to come over to you. then you just touch them a little as you make small talk, like a hand on their arm

[gumino]

im five foot tall who the fuck am i gonna be making eye contact with a kid in grade school

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some people like short men

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weirdos maybe

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no! normal dudes

[gumino]

sure

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you act so confident but then youre not

just be confident your height isnt unattractive